3. At some point, wearing clothing purchased from the juniors department just makes you look silly.
4. If you really think diamonds are a girl's best friend, you probably need to go out and find better friends.
5. You will never again look as young as you do RIGHT NOW.
6. The Truth: No one really likes a woman who thinks she is a princess and acts accordingly. They are only humoring you.
7. Don't pass gas while out in public with your child and expect it to remain a secret.
8. Believe it or not, there are those in this world less fortunate than you. Take a minute to ponder that - then stop complaining.
9. As much fun as they are, Jersey Shore, Skins, and The Bachelor do not count as culture or current events. Blend some real life in with your reality at least once a week.
10. Listen to good music. Its good for the soul, and more pleasant for those within earshot of your speakers.
11. And the final thought for the day... Its ok to cry, if you really, really need to.
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