More additions to what shall now be referred to as "The List"
1. No one over the age of 18 should wear pants with the word "Juicy" across the butt. Make that pants with ANYTHING written across the butt.
2. Be nice to the "nerds" - There is a really good chance that you will work for them someday. Be really nice to the uber-dorks. They will own the world one day. That's a s*** list you don't need to be a part of.
3. Date men that are nice to you. Bad boys will not change. They will not start appreciating your countless sacrifices, and will not begin loving you for who you are. What you end up with 15 years down the road is a jerk - who isn't all that cute anymore.
4. At some point in your life, if you are successful enough, you will understand why almost all uber-wealthy businessmen are republicans.
5. Babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt.
6. Clean diapers give babies diarrhea.
7. Don't whine and complain about your job. If you don't like where you work, leave. Stop putting everyone around you through the constant drama and negativity.
8. Sometimes, your spouse will throw a temper tantrum that even your two-year old cannot match. And you know what? That's OK.
9. Once you get over the first one, wrinkles aren't that traumatic.
10. Sometimes, you just have to SUCK IT UP.
